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BAD CELEBRITY TWITTERS (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE BUZZFEED) [ALMOST DIED] 2016

We all use Twitter. Some of us use it better than others, but Twitter is still a great way to start conversations with friends and family. However, when celebrities use Twitter to keep in contact with fans, it can go very, very wrong. In honor of their inability to use their 140 characters well, here are five examples of celebrities who take Twitter too far.

Kanye West

Listen, I love Kanye. When Yeezy season approaches, I am always on call. However, his twitter presence is always a constant source of hilarity, especially in the months following his new album. From making his music Tidal-exclusive (and changing his mind a month later), to asking Mark Zukerberg to give Kanye 1 billion dollars, here are a few of Kanye's twitter highlights.

He even has a song called Highlights! I have a feeling it will fit these tweets well.

Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together

-January 29th, 2016

I’M SO HYPE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED … HAVE YA’LL EVER SEEN TRON? THE END OF THE TRON WHERE EVERYTHING LIGHT UP!!!!

-February 13th, 2016

I am the Jordan and Steph Curry of music, meaning I'm the best of 2 generations.

-February 14th, 2016

Now, ending this section with a special two-part tweet...

Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas after realizing he is the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time.

-February 15th, 2016 (Part 1)(Part 2)

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila is.... someone? I think she had a reality show or something. She's also insane, as you'll soon see here:

I am on the other side of the rainbow! I am the bridge from earth to heaven, and heaven to earth! #RainbowBrite 🌈🌈🌈

-April 14th, 2016

Another celebrity dead today! Ohhhweeee they just keep pouring in on my Mothership!!!

-April 21st, 2016; after Prince died

HappyBirthdayYourMajesty is trending because Earth time is off compared to heaven time. So really, HITLER is YOUR MAJESTY! #MYLORD

-April 21st, 2016

The TRUE ENLIGHTENED beings know that 3D earth realm is very Paradoxical! #HEILHITLER #SAVIOR #CHISTRETURNS

-April 20th, 2016

Carrie Fisher

I can't explain her tweets because I can't read them. Here are images, because I'm not filling this clickbait cancer with emoji. She tweets like a fifteen year old girl addicted to emojis. That's all you need to know.

Translation: I don't know how to check my direct messages teach me! dare you! double!

(Source)

Translation: En route to Washinton's house... wait here!!

(Source)

Translation: Preflight Excitement!

Translation: ???

Cher

Cher is trying to be "cool" and "hip" and "with the cool kids" by using caps-lock as cruise control for cool. Too bad it's malfunctioned and causing her to drive into a ditch.

BOTHERING ME SINCE LAST NITE...MUST RETIRE THE
F-💣💥
IF I CAST OFF
RESTRAINT..IM NO EXAMPE
&HAVE NO BIZ JUDGING..AM FURIOUS W/INJUSTICE

-April 25th, 2016

Sending LOVE & Energy 2 Hillary💋I know What It's Like 2 Do World Press Campaigns& IT'S KIDDY'S PLAY COMPARED 2WHAT PRES CLINTON IS DOING

-April 7th, 2016

I❤️Heated😤Funny😜 Sarcastic😏Discussion,On ALL Subjects,BUT SomeX's We Need 2 Take a MORAL Inventory &Check Ourselves😥 U R GREAT,RECOGNIZE IT😘

-April 5th, 2016

DISLIKE CRUZ,BUT TRUMP IS SHOWING HIS IAGO MEETS GUTTER THUG, PERSONALITY.HE IS ORIG BIRTHER &LIVES 2USE SCORCHED EARTH POLICY ON CANDIDATES

-May 3rd, 2016

Jaden Smith

Philosopher and edgy teenager Jaden Smith has caught the heart of over 5 million twitter users with his tweets about blue trees, talking babies, and education making us stupider. While now he's mostly given up on his deep thoughts, there are still many gems in his timeline.

Maybe If I Was Harry Styles I Could Swim Across The Atlantic.

-March 16th, 2016

If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Cried In The Back Of An Uber, I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy's.

-September 27th, 2015

You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.

-March 7th, 2014

Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.

-November 24th, 2014

What have we learned today? Besides the fact they need to get off twitter, nothing. Literally nothing.

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